WHY MY ROOM DOESN'T NEED CLEANING   clean my roombut why?I'm the one who lives in itit ain't messyeverything's where it should bewhere I left it for next timeand  the sheets and blankets need to be over my deskit's a fort where I do my top-secret stuffwhich you don't need to know about 'cos it ain't dangerousit ain't naughtyhow could it be when it's scienceno one ever gets hurt in scienceI gotta know how fire worksabout what burnswhat doesn'tit's for my rocketthat's why I'm collecting all this stuff which isn't rubbishrockets need keyboards tins pots umbrellas                               heaps of thingsthat's why I'm making room in the cupboard for it allcan't my clothes go in the garagenot for ever just till Xmasonly 6 months and don't look for foodthere aren't apple coresbiscuit crumbsstale chips drink spills anywhere                              'cos the mice and ants clean 'em up before you say it animals aren't dirtysince when have I been sickonly when I get stuff from schoolsee school's real dangerouswe could all die from it                                                              no one should go to schoolI can just learn here in my room doing science things playing like on my computerkilling evil dudes blowing up stuff teaches you heaps of thingswhen there's a war I'll know what to doI'll be able to protect us all                                                                     'cos I'm a great soldier  on level 4 bet you could never get past Level 1why am I so good ?'cos I spend lots of time practisingwhat good has cleaning rooms ever done anyone ?nothingall it does is get in the way                                                                     24 hours a day putting stuff awayor forever getting it out play with it put it backget it out play with it put it back just to keep the place cleandoesn't that sound boring to youso see my room doesn't need tidying does it ?