Very intelligent 9 year old Max Benson made up the following incredibly bad joke which he told 100s of times to his 7 year old brother:
MAX : Knock Knock
DAVID : [irritated silence]
MAX : You have to say 'who's there'
DAVID : Who's there ?
MAX : Max
DAVID : [even more irritated silence]
MAX : Say who
DAVID : Who
MAX : Max Benson !!!
Your challenge is to make up a joke that is even less funny than the above. But also funny in its own way.
I told Max he would be a brilliant comedian when he could stand up in front of 10,000 people and use the above joke to make them laugh. Max's Mum said she hoped he would use his talents more intelligently. What do you think ?
Comedians are people too!!!
Indeed! My freind Joshua came up with:
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a bull?
A hopping bull.
I don't get it either.
-Caleb "Hottie Funbags" Wells
--Then Ares strode out, with shield and spear,
--A mighty warrior to strike fear into our hearts.
--But we just shot him, just like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
--And all the rest fled.
jokes
knock knock
whos there?
knock knock
whos there?
knock knock
whos there?
knock knock
WHOS THERE?
knock knock is here.
And remember old friends too
Maybe also a partial-solution for certain types of brain damage
Some brain-damaged people can not understand something spoken
but comprehend if it is sung
So maybe some people with brain damage can only think if the
thinking is in joke form
And perhaps those with no sense of humour have humourexia.
Lets get back to the jokes now.
How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb ?
It depends on your beliefs
This joke has to be funny because I made it up so perhaps it shouldn't be here.