BY CHRISTOPHER JURY
A challenge in the complex world of diplomacy and politics.
You are challenged first to create a country and post in the following format.
Country Name:
Title of Leader/Dictator:
Diplomacy Policy:
Government Style/System:
Needs:
Military Size: (keep it balanced) (from 100,000 to 4,000,000)
Currency Name:
Each country has a size of 95,000 square kilometres (approx. the size of Hungary) and a budget of 20 billion --your currency--.
Once you have established all this you may begin to post treaties, threats, peace declarations, arguments and your budget.
THE METHOD OF WAR
1. You declare war.
2. The other player responds.
3. You engage alliances or not.
4. You challenge the other player to a battle.
5. In a battle,
a) Both sides chose a defence number from 1 to the size of your military divided by 100,000
b) You send these numbers to Wild Kid Nick
c) The attacker tries to guess the defender's number. If he hits it, he wins the battle and the defender loses 100,000 troops, if he misses, he loses 100,000 troops and the defender wins the battle.
6. Method continues until a peace treaty is signed, a player surrenders or a player is eliminated.
7. Only two countries may fight in a battle but there is no limit on how many can fight in a war.
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Click on the email address below to read the 101 page agreement concerning the Treaty of Zone Cooperation between New British Germania & Niklova. (See Resolution 2# - the first post on page 2 ).
http://www.holidayseminars.co.nz/kids_club/wild_kid_nick/post/treaty-zon...
So I'm I
Not of 250 nations though just of 15. I am Emperor, Field Marshal, Head of The Secret Service, although I have several Viceroyals.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kais
Moloch!
Your so-called 'intelligence' knows nothing! Your bank managers are overgrown cyber-coleslaw and the biggest lake in your nation is a gutter!
No-one knows how speak a language and your top scientists recently discovered a strange round thing called a wheel!
Okay, I made most of it up, but WHO THE INFERNAL PARADISE TOLD YOU THAT ABOUT OUR PROFITS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S MOLOCHS LIKE YOU WHO GO 'ROUND STICKING THEIR DEMONIC HEADS INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE SUPERIOR, CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE THAT IT CAUSES PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR BUSH-ESQUE FUMET-PILES! Every time you eat a meal, a room full of Tulcs suddenly appears in our vault, ready to be spent on your slow and unknown death! I won't explain how it happens, as it is too complex for demonic beings like you to understand, but several, not all, but several actions you do throughout the day indirectly cause your nation to lose money faster than you can say: "Ug!". One wrong manoever and you'll be rotting in a makeshift coffin, under my hypothetical fist, plus possibly my own real ones.
Please remember, though, that I am only referring to your leader of several nations self, not any other self. But think about it. I am full of surprises. Nasty ones. CRRRACK! Oops, did I break your neck?
Actually...
Please do tell me where you got those figures from, I'd love to forcibly correct them. (Death, to the human walnut who doesn't get my figurals)
Proof.
I have just re-read your notice and noticed something I hadn't before, proving you know nothing about the true purpose behind my goings-on:
STOCK EXCHANGE?
HA!
Sntchgrg Skkv Nnmprttl Mlqsdm Kfplwrt Tmhlcsqst.
Don't understand?
Therefore your bluff has been seen.
Do understand?
That also proves it, in a way.
Might understand?
Ha! Demonic childplay at it's very worst.
Gthlprbc.
As they say in Iraq:
To th... urrrrrrk!
As they say in the USA:
There is always something on your head if you wear a hat.
As they say in the PAF HQ:
Wdrtbcqpl plswqnbgk lkdnmcvw plbnmfn.
As they say in Quiggistan:
Stop quoting us, we don't exist!
I have many things to say to you,
1. Stop spamming the Holiday Seminars Site
2. I can't say everything here as I am watching several things including your profits burn to the ground
3. See NSwiki, Sunset GDP Calculator
4. You do not understand the contradictability of your words
5. Do you know what you are saying in Bularian?
6.Stop trying to cover up a huge debt and defeat like Enron
7. I obviously know more about you and everything you do than you, because the CESS is all knowing. ALL KNOWING!!!!!!!!!
8. You must be referring to your bank managers as everything you said before is simply a mirror of yourself.
9. You cannot imagine the cloy complexity of my workings and society.
Thank you.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of Mighty Armed Forces
MY MIND
This Challenge is very similar to my mind. There is much going on in it that is a complete mystery to me, and I can only hope it has good [or at least neutral] influence on my experiences. [& I don't mean by this that my mind has been invaded by other minds, but rather the normal workings of my mind [& this holds for everyone including BG & CJ].