BY CHRISTOPHER JURY
A challenge in the complex world of diplomacy and politics.
You are challenged first to create a country and post in the following format.
Country Name:
Title of Leader/Dictator:
Diplomacy Policy:
Government Style/System:
Needs:
Military Size: (keep it balanced) (from 100,000 to 4,000,000)
Currency Name:
Each country has a size of 95,000 square kilometres (approx. the size of Hungary) and a budget of 20 billion --your currency--.
Once you have established all this you may begin to post treaties, threats, peace declarations, arguments and your budget.
THE METHOD OF WAR
1. You declare war.
2. The other player responds.
3. You engage alliances or not.
4. You challenge the other player to a battle.
5. In a battle,
a) Both sides chose a defence number from 1 to the size of your military divided by 100,000
b) You send these numbers to Wild Kid Nick
c) The attacker tries to guess the defender's number. If he hits it, he wins the battle and the defender loses 100,000 troops, if he misses, he loses 100,000 troops and the defender wins the battle.
6. Method continues until a peace treaty is signed, a player surrenders or a player is eliminated.
7. Only two countries may fight in a battle but there is no limit on how many can fight in a war.
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Click on the email address below to read the 101 page agreement concerning the Treaty of Zone Cooperation between New British Germania & Niklova. (See Resolution 2# - the first post on page 2 ).
http://www.holidayseminars.co.nz/kids_club/wild_kid_nick/post/treaty-zon...
Ha!
The CESS is merely a pile of - that! All knowing? How can you be all knowing unless you are lying about what you found? Like all superiors, I could right now tell you my plan, how it is working, who gave me the idea, how to decode PAFDC, why I am relating you to a large demon, why my words seemingly make less sense than they actually do, and what several bizarre weapons are doing trained on your very head, but I'm not THAT stupid. Now, who's behind this GDP Calculator? I must investigate, then thrash. No, thrash first. It's more evil that way, and even THAT evil can't be too bad, I've seen policemen equally evil. Sure, it was on the telly, but what isn't? I must thrash now.
Psychotic Narcissism Contest
You have won the International Psychotic Narcissism Contest Brian Grady!
Your prize is -nothing- ! (which is about equivalent to your weapons, no, your whole country's power)
You have already told me your plan, you just don't know it, think about it, surely you can work that out! The CESS isn't what you think it is, it has many sister organisations stretching far beyond the limits of your mind and power, it probably doesn't exist...... Ah, but does it?......Maybe Not...... Ah, but does it?.........Surely Not........Ah, but does it?.........Probably....... Ah, but does it? (in your own words). Thrashing can get unexpectably nasty, as I've seen all the toils of serfdom being brought down upon the master by a handful of hordes, I wouldn't advise you to going 'round thrashing things.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces
Ah...
Further proof that the CESS is what it says it is:
I don't own a country.
Also, dsmrtk klwrdt plqwqr ldmncmbwrtpsqmlchgd.
DSMRTK KLWRDT PLQWQR LDMNCMBWRTPSQMLCHGD!
Make a note of that.
As a final note: You are flying on hope that I don't know what I'm talking about. For the sake of humanity, stop it!
Humanity? I'm talking to a moloch about humanity? Zounds!
Anytheway, don't hope. My plan has only one flaw, and that is not one you can hope to find. Go out and find it yourself, if your three slaves, wasted on intelligence they do not dream of, cannot find it.
I know what they dream.
They dream of fish.
Gaseous fish.
Frying in a pan.
Smell your unmistakeable odour later.
Funny
1. Read my previous post
2. You obviously can't comprehend anything because:
a. You don't even now you know you own a country
b. My intelligence slaves don't like anything at all much (except government)
c. Do you know what the CESS is ?
Snigger, Snigger
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of Mighty Armed Forces
Xomprehend?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Xomprehend? XOMPREHEND? HA!
Do you even know what I mean by not owning a country?
I own a nation, but not a country.
The country is being filled with the things needed to make excessive profits that no GDP Calculator, seeing as the rely on the fact that the country isn't doing anything, can pick up.
Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk
My experiment is complete!
Thanks for participating.
P.S Xomprehend means something far beyond the COMPREHENSION of you.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces
Indeed
indeed. Also, I am on a forum where you roleplay wars and such.
Signed, Sealed, Pope General Caleb Benedictus XIII, Commander of the IVth Great and now,-thanks-to-the-backstabbing-dungface-russian-tsar--not-so-Bountiful Italian Empire.
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Mmmmmm?
If you know what I mean by 'Dfplwc ksmqpsw wrtgf gfkldqwptrnv', do so.
Why?
Just do it.
Apologies to NIKE, but it was their fault for using such a common phrase as their motto.
Just change it.
Lonely wanderer
I am a lonely wanderer without a nation, I live in a sea called Switzerland and I will soon be upon one of your lands. What will you do with an illegal immigrant like me? I will help you fight but I will also use your resources and will cost you money. Am I worth it?
I Declare....
Ownership of the Holiday Seminars Zone, as NBG seems to have fallen asleep....
-Caleb "King of Kings" Wells
--Then Ares strode out, with shield and spear,
--A mighty warrior to strike fear into our hearts.
--But we just shot him, just like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
--And all the rest fled.