The message board/s, instead of on a multipage structure (first, previous, 1,2,3,4,5) on one single page, so we can just scroll down.

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces

As soon as Operation Housewarming is complete, I can start Operation Silverware, there prompting the destruction of the inferior!
Of course, you don't know about what either of the operations are, and I am very well tempted to tell you, but no.
However, I can tell you that certain cyber-existences are so perfectly arranged that the fall of the Conservative Empire, plus other things, can come over a month sooner than expected! Prepare to be crushed, dear Chrissie, by the end of September! I don't know why I'm doing this, but I can't stop now! Not with a quarter of the time since I discovered NationStates having been spent on this! Two whole regions and over fifteen nations have been created just for this to work! Now, as for everyone else, don't think I'm trying to take over everything, I'm not. You will all be perfectly safe. That is, of course, on terms that you are not on HIS side, in which case you will go downwards!
But anyway, I am only trying to obliterate one person, not the world.
If anything about what I said just then needs clarification, just tell me.

1. Do you know what Brian's nation is?

2. do you need any millitary assistance?

3. Would you like an embassy in TNI?

Signed, Sealed, Pope General Caleb Benedictus XIII, Commander of the IVth Great and now,-thanks-to-the-backstabbing-dungface-russian-tsar--not-so-Bountiful Italian Empire.

1. Kasurtas and Minderan + a host of others
2. I see you have received the appropriate correspondence. Indeed.
3. Indeed.

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces

I only post the PAF message of the day in my first post in that day, so look everywhere. Often that ends up being the word-hiders challenge.

(To the tune of an extract of Flash, by Queen, from the movie Flash Gordon)

Death! Ah-ahhhhhh, to the Conservative Empire,

Death! Ah-ahhhhhh, from The Grand Privatarium,

Death! Ah-ahhhhhh, it works miracles,

Death! Ah-ahhhhhh, can do the impossible,

We're for every one of us,
Fight for every one of us,
We'll kill with a mighty fist every man in the Conservative Empire, ahh, death!

PAF MESSAGE OF THE DAY:
Keep tuned in, I'm designing some more to the tune of Nothing In My Way by Keane.

If you wish for an embassy in the New Inquisition, please contact Harshhaven on our forums. He'll fill you in.

Signed, Sealed, Pope General Caleb Benedictus XIII, Commander of the IVth Great and now,-thanks-to-the-backstabbing-dungface-russian-tsar--not-so-Bountiful Italian Empire.

(in an evil kind of way)

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces