Brian, could you please restate the question?

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces

I want to, but I can't. Need to pay $775 schhol fees,
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Signed, Sealed, Pope General Caleb Benedictus XIII, Commander of the IVth Great and now,-thanks-to-the-backstabbing-dungface-russian-tsar--not-so-Bountiful Italian Empire.

Sorry, Nick, but I aren't.

About the raising of the $775, you could counterfeit 356,500,000 Zimbabwean Dollars and have them exchanged for you as the Zimbabwean exchange rate is so ridiculous no one would care about Zimbabwean Dollar. Then again, it would be better and minutely safer to either borrow it, start a business or issue your own currency.

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces

Restate what question?
Good thing about the RPB, things were getting out of hand, foot and elbow.
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the coming seminars.
Hmmmmmmm...
I will let you do that, WKN.
I have a thousand things more to say, but things other than this need my attention now.
CJ, look above you. Is that bird not a high-tech doom-bringer sent for you?
Find out... when I next log on......................................................
Bye!

It seems that everyone has abandoned this site.
Anytheway, I have worked out that CJ is 10% more doomed than the average person, and his status as Kaiser of Tesseria is 21% more doomed than the status of the average national leader. Not even your Lovely citizenship can stop you now, Chris! Better stock up on lime cordials with soda water, you'll be pretty thirsty where you're going...
Jeepers! You can sure learn a lot about people by looking on the right wiki!
CJ, look above you again. What exactly IS that thing that the high-tech bird dropped? Find out the explosive answer... when I next log on.......................
Bye!

1. Where is your research source?
2. You and your position as high-tech bird fantasy-maker is ∞% more doomed than the very doomed person, so I consider my self lucky*
3. How do you know I have Lovely citizenship? What I write doesn't have to be true! I might have many more citizenships..............
4. The national drink could also be lime cordial with lemonade, it doesn't particularly matter
5. Why are your weapons so pathetically slow? I would have doomed the cheese out of you by now.

Au Revoir, Turquinian Странный человек

Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Christophe Wilhelm the Twelfth, by the Grace of God, Deutsch Kaiser and King of Prussia, The Imperial Supreme Ruler Emperor of The Great German Empire and Grand Kaiser of The Mighty German Armed Forces

*= Source= Standard & Poors, Fitch, Foreign Office, The Plainly Obvious etc.