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I have edited my "Earnest" post above with more groundbreaking news.....
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
What's Earnest up to ?
Is he creating a lasso ? Or a red herring ? And why are only a Polish
source reported when he isn't even (probabilistically - but round the 0.8-1.0 region) in Poland? & does Imp.Maj. Kaiser think his Kaiserrealm is safe?
& why is Imp.Maj.Kai informing us about Earnest in the first place? Hopefully curiosity only killed cats.
A) ? B) For the purpose of this post
How would I know why only a Polish news source reported him?
My secret service says that he might not even be in Romania or Poland because they have discovered possible links to the editor of the news agency. Anyway, I shall post more information after I invade Poland.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
INVADING POLAND
Make sure you don't end up like Nazi Germany after 1st September 1939.
Don't worry
I'm not Nazi and the British are my friends.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
NOT BEING NAZI
I'm not surprised since you spend time promoting a British Jew - I guess thats why you also are allied with the Brits. Maybe you're creating living space for the British Jews (bit late since Oliver Cronwell let them back in to England in the 17thC.
Yuritz
Name At Birth: Yuritz Eylvirm-Nuchich Kaya-Wraditz.
Current Name: Yuritz Eylvirm Kaya.
Title: His Highness Eternal King Yuritz the Only, King of Turquinia.
Hair Colour: None really, he has flames for hair.
Eye Colour: Gold.
Clothes: Leopard-hide robes.
Traits: Has a love of leopards, Able to create pretty much anything (explained later), Against most modern technology, Evil.
Father: Ernschek Vorkhyl Kaya (deceased).
Mother: Omiskh Tyetsh Wraditz (deceased).
Siblings: None.
Biographical Information: Coming Soon.
Realm Information: Turquinia is what Turquinian people call dreams. The previous sentence is a double entendre, so I shall clarify: The place you would call 'your dream' or something to that effect, Turquinians call it Turquinia. Actually, it's everyone's dreams. Whenever you fall asleep, you enter Turquinia, likewise waking up takes you back to wherever you were before you entered Turquinia. Turquinia looks exactly like the real world, except: 1. It's more bizarre and 2. Where there should be an empty part of Greenland there is the Palace. Description of the palace soon to come, UN agents are at this moment undertaking a surveillance operation. Turquinia has many Saboteurs, Assassins and Spies in every city (and several towns) in the real world, here are some of the most successful: Yaro Hilmesvech (Riga, Latvia), infiltrated a bank in Riga, making 2,801,250TRUs worth of Lats for the Turquinian treasury (The exchange rate is 1TRU (Turquinian Royal Unit) = NZ$2.) Olaf Svensson (Goteborg, Sweden), burned down several important buildings in Goteborg, resulting in the Swedish government sending 16,365,450TRUs worth of Swedish Krona to the Goteborg council to cover reconstruction costs, followed by: Erik Isaksson (Mariestad, Sweden), ambushed the armoured truck carrying the reconstruction money, just before it entered Mariestad, thereby gaining 16,365,450 more TRUs for the Turquinian treasury. Blake Stellenbarr (Durban, South Africa), assasinated the former mayor of Durban (who was suspected of being involved in a plot against Yuritz) by sneaking arsenic powder into some bread that was being baked especially for the mayor. More info to come shortly...
YURITZ
What a name! It sounds great - his parents must have been into sounds and rhythm. But if he's eternal - how could he have parents - 'cos being born implies there was a time when King Yuritz didnt' exist but then he wouldn't be eternal.
And he can create pretty much everything so I guess he doesn't need [much] modern technology.
If he has a love of leopards, why does he have leopard-hide robes? Do you kill what you love ? Or if they dead would you use parts of them to cloth yourself. I guess you might - farmers may love animals & yet have them slaughtered.
Where is Turguinia ? It's not in my atlas. (Is it the name for Israel in some foriegn language? - the King's name looks Jewish).
Whats going to happen when Yuritz meets Earnest (see Herr Kaiser's reports above)?
Finally, your name reminds me of a story I wrote when I was 10. It was a class exercise. I wrote a science fiction story in a language that had no vowels. My great text was shown to the class as an example of how NOT
to write a story. (Taken the legibility of my writing even if my story had contained vowels it prob. still would've been incomprehensible.
(ps., I remember you from SPY SCHOOL - good to have you posting - are you playing DIPLOMACY too?)
Turquinia + a cool name
Well l hated being in Turquinia last night. Had to wake up & put on some music to soothe me so I could go back to sleep - it was one of those terrifying dreams just as you're falling asleep that there's some menace in your room and you're awake and there's nothing you can do about it (except scream, & you can't do that either). But then you unparalyze yourself & everything is back to normal. (No I'm not paranoid schizophrenic!)
I found a name you'll love:
Shaik Abu Tahir Muhammed ibn Ibrahim al-Kurani al-Madani
This dude was a man of learning (Shaik = Sheik?) who is praised (Muhammed), the son of Ibrahim and from Kurani & Madani (assuming al = from). Not sure if father or son are from Kudani & Madani.
Explosions
My secret service know where Earnest is! He is in Beijing (I know, how did he get there?) supiciously striking deals which terrorist organisations against the current Turkish government. The Stock Exchange also reports he has just bought 800 million Turkish Lira.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.