Some topics are never / seldom written published in poetry for kids. These include
Can you think of any other topics ? Why do you think people don't write about these topics ? I set myself challenges to write about such topics. Can you write a poem on one of the above topics? When writing your poem try to think differently.

The Entire Ranks of My Command
His Most Imperial Majesty The Grand Kaiser (me and only one)
Royal Kaiser (3)
Herr Kaiser (5)
The Proxy Kaiserin (8)
The Lord/Lady Potentate (1)
Caesar-General (1)
Imperial Colonial Caliph (7)
The Grand Kaiser's Crown Prince/Princess (1, the apprentice of The Grand Kaiser)
The Royal Kaiser Regent (2, the apprentices of the Royal Kaisers)
The Lord/Lady Duke/Duchess (10)
Duke/Duchess (25)
The Lord/Lady Marquess/Marchioness (30)
Marquess/Marchioness (60)
Kaiser's Count/Countess (80)
Baron/Baroness (160)
Total Nobility= 393
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
I KNOW AN INJECTION POEM
There was one in a School Journal by a child.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
Could this be 'recited' to
Could this be 'recited' to sound like a poem (there's nothing like it in the Children's poerty literature (& prob. not in adult poetry either).
AN INJECTION POEM
Could you find it and type it up as a post? Thanks.
About the military ranks:
When you say Caesar-General, you probably mean Kaiser-General: Kaiser means Caesar in German (don't ask me how I know).
KAISER CAESAR
Kaiser Caesar General sounds even better.
I agree.
See the above title.
I'll name my ranks thank you!
Or as the Germans would say:Deinen eigenen Adel beherrschen, aber ich mag noch deine Idee.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
Nice suggestions though
That makes him sound too powerful like a double king.
Officially Signed and Most Graciously Authenticated, His Most Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Christophe Wilhelm XII, by the grace of God.
MAYBE HE IS
Perhaps 'he' is in fact two heads (thats what Kings are) of a Siamese twin.